R.I.P

The Smoking Room, episode two. First aired 06/07/04 BBC THREE

Death looms large in the Smoking Room...

Not only has co-worker Martin kicked the bucket (in freezer section of Asda) but Annie's rabbit Bright Eyes has electrocuted itself.

Clint tries to rally a largely indifferent crowd to mourn the death of Martin, a task he deems to be more important than rescuing the people trapped in the lift.

Whilst Barry works through a crossword and a packet of fags, the others contemplate life after death and wonder if Martin's 'wandering hands' will have prevented him from passing through the pearly gates.

Smoking Stats
By smoking roll ups Clint is the most economical character in the smoking room. 100 cigarettes cost around £22.80, compared to an average £8.39 for rollies.

Meanwhile, the captives in the broken lift fail to distract Clint from his smoking break by tripping the fire alarm.

But the real question is...

Who or what did Len f***in' see bent over the photocopier on CCTV?!

The source of Annie's inspirational platitudes...