Character Profile: Len

Age: 5f*****g9.

Marital Status: I'm a widower. My wife carked it years back.

Hobbies: F**k me. Now you're asking. Is the pub a hobby? I collect them, um… what are they called? Little china f*****s? Whimsies. That's a hobby, I suppose. I'm looking out for an owl at the moment - but I'm f****d if I can find one.

Favourite Colour: Black and blue. Not like when someone's had a f*****g good kicking. In a uniform.

Ideal Holiday Destination: Disney World.

Person You Most Admire: Dumbo.

Earliest Memory: 1981. There was a drinking period.

Greatest Achievement: Shaking hands with Mickey Mouse.

Favourite Song: Anything from Sleeping Beauty. And I really like Black Sabbath.

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Special moments shared in the Smoking Room.