The Smoking Room: Character Guide
Each Smoking Room character has filled in a questionnaire designed to capture their essential personality.
Gordon - new
Another imminent divorce means the Gordmeister's free once more for all the laydeez.
Another imminent divorce means the Gordmeister's free once more for all the laydeez.
Annie
Annie's very much into self-help. Particularly when it comes to other people's fags.
Annie's very much into self-help. Particularly when it comes to other people's fags.
Barry
Bit of a loner, and quite ok with that. The pen and the crossword puzzle - these are real friends.
Bit of a loner, and quite ok with that. The pen and the crossword puzzle - these are real friends.
Clint
Superstar DJ in embryo - this maintenance malarky is just a stop gap. Like when Tarentino worked in a video store.
Superstar DJ in embryo - this maintenance malarky is just a stop gap. Like when Tarentino worked in a video store.
Heidi
Few women of 35 are lucky enough to be married to such a great, 58 year old divorcee like Keith. Heidi knows this because he told her.
Few women of 35 are lucky enough to be married to such a great, 58 year old divorcee like Keith. Heidi knows this because he told her.
Janet
34 years of disappointment and disillusion packaged up in a Next suit and sensible heels.
34 years of disappointment and disillusion packaged up in a Next suit and sensible heels.
Len
Rampant Tourette's and a gruff manner masks a good heart. Although there's been no evidence for that really.
Rampant Tourette's and a gruff manner masks a good heart. Although there's been no evidence for that really.
Lilian
She's got great legs for a woman of 53, and her motto is 'If you've got it, flaunt it'. In mini-skirts.
She's got great legs for a woman of 53, and her motto is 'If you've got it, flaunt it'. In mini-skirts.
Robin
No one's quite sure what his role is at the company. Especially not Robin himself. And he's not about to ask either.
No one's quite sure what his role is at the company. Especially not Robin himself. And he's not about to ask either.
Sally
People who have messed with Sally have ended up with their tyres slashed. Not by her! Just by coincidence.
People who have messed with Sally have ended up with their tyres slashed. Not by her! Just by coincidence.
Sharon
Maggie Thatcher paved the way for women like her in a man's world. And now she's walked that path, she's got Janet to wipe her feet on.
Maggie Thatcher paved the way for women like her in a man's world. And now she's walked that path, she's got Janet to wipe her feet on.
