Pantball

The Smoking Room, episode three. First aired 13/07/04 BBC THREE

Anyone for Pantball?

To boost staff morale, Janet wants everyone to sign up for a paintball excursion. Unfortunately she's spelt it 'pantball' on the poster.

Clint has convinced Robin that, if hit, his balls might swell up to the size of a cantaloupe melon. He's therefore reluctant to sign up. So far only Ant and Dec have put their names down.

Annie only steals two fags during this episode, but she's let off this time because she thinks Clint has given her the clap.

Who's round is it?
Annie has so far nicked four fags on screen, (with an additional five implied), and one coffee...which actually came out of the machine as an Ovaltine.

Lilian is a little too eager to tell all and sundry about her antics at the Nags last Friday, "You didn't see me then...doing the Riverdance on the pool table?".

Lilian asks, is it acceptable to...

use the word beaver when refering to something other than the animal?

A bit of office gossip about Annie...