Chocolate Box

The Smoking Room, episode Five. First aired 27/07/04 BBC THREE

Love is in the air.

Valentine's Day means joys for some and a lot of dissapointment for others. Unfortunately there seems to be rather more of the latter.

A random box of chocolates appears on the smoking room table, but it is unclear who they were meant for. Clint claims them initially, but after discovering them to be 'yacky', decides he is probably better off without them.

Heidi returns from maternity leave, with one too many gory birth stories. She has baby pics. Did anyone miss her? Erm. No.

Heidi's World
Heidi mentions husband Keith's name eight times this episode, and also manages to say her own name five times in 20 seconds.

Robin's day gets worse when he finds out that Ben from the post room is getting engaged.

Lilian wants to hire a hit man to kill Yvonne for being so happy in love.

Sharon declares...

'There is more to life than fun' - but that was before she got snogged by the kiss-o-gram.

Robin helps Barry with a crossword clue...