Simon Let's start with a tricolore. A simple avocado, mozzarella and tomato salad. But nothing is simple. That's the point.
Demi a Mexican avocado tallways. Do not embarrass. What you see are two avocado halves, wonderfully pear-shaped. Not pear-shaped like a big-arsed Englishwoman. Pear-shaped like a pear.
Do absolutely nothing to your sexy, Mexi pear-half. Anyone who tells you slice it up is an an avocado murderer. Since childhood, I've had to listen to vegetarians banging on about killing baa-baas. As if the pears they serially slice mean nothing.
Simon