We are the Meldean School Sythesizer Club (for boys) and have built two so far. Our biggest has two oscillators and nine knobs. I wish to complain about Toni Baxter's DISGUSTING and very RUDE larking about on your programme - I demand a written apology. Our boys were subjected to this lascivious woman. Matron and I had to switch the television off and send them to bed.

Letter sent in by Derek Cramp, Principal Physics Teacher