Atomo-Pigeon - by Rob Burman BaSc (Baron of Scientologically). In the year 2000 people will have less time on their hands to cook and eat food, so here’s a great British invention to solve the problem. As we all know, racing pigeon eggs are becoming increasingly popular, resulting in the creation of well-known restaurant chain Pidgey’s. But in the future you’ll be able to enjoy the sweet bark-like taste of a boiled pigeon egg in your own home. Simply install an Atomo-Pigeon in your nuclear bunker and prepare to eat hundreds of eggs a day. After being turned on, the Atomo-Pigeon heats up to around 10,000 Degrees Fahrenheit (or 3 Percival Metric Units) boiling the egg stored inside its Yolky Pocket. After three hours the egg will then pop out boiled and ready to eat. Plus, the Atomo-Pigeon comes with a special handle which you can use to shake it about while heating and create delicious scrambled eggs or 'screggs'.