Worms - by Dr Robert Graff PHD. In the year 2000, the days of handkerchiefs and unsightly tissues will be well and truly over, thanks to an invention known as the nasal worm-bot. The worm-bot is programmed to travel directly through the nasal tunnels of any human specimen, removing all foreign objects (and any unsightly nasal hair) as it goes. Once its journey is complete, the Wormbot evacuates the head of its subject, finds the nearest landfill, and explodes. I think you’ll agree that this marvelous invention is not to be sniffed at!