Smashed

The Smoking Room, series two, episode four. First aired 16/08/05 BBC THREE

Who in their right minds would break in?

There has been a break-in overnight and the smoking room has been vandalised. The police have been called, but in the meantime the smokers set about trying to identify the culprit themselves.

Lead by Sharon, the finger of suspicion points at just about everyone in a skewed version of a classic 'whodunnit'.

Neologism
Vandacrackers = New word invented by Clint to mean 'Everyone's gone mad over the vandalism'.

Robin hasn't helped his cause by turning up to work with a black eye, and doesn't appreciate it when his friends (or colleagues anyway) turn on him. He's adamant he walked into a door.

Meanwhile, Sally and Annie have hatched a plan to turn the whole affair to their advantage.

Vikram's revenge...

Sacked IT co-ordinator tampered with everybody's ID cards as his parting shot. When Janet swipes her card now, she shows up on the system as Pol Pot.

Clint gets a grilling...