The Priest and the Beast
Howard is struggling to find a new musical direction for the band. To make matters worse, it's the middle of the night, they need the new musical direction by the morning if they want to get signed to Pie Face Records - and Howard has been awake for four days straight.
Out of desperation they turn to in-house shaman Naboo for a quick fix solution, who instead tells them the story of Rudy Van Disarzio and Spider Dijon, AKA the Bongo Brothers.
Rudy, a wise psychedelic monk with a door in his head to prove it, and Spider, a wild man so called because he has eight of... something, were also in search of the new sound. Their quest took them deep into the desert, where their differences threatened to end their musical partnership forever.
But Rudy and Spider reunited once more to defend an all-female town from the evil Betamax Bandit, a horribly obsolete format intent on killing all men, for some reason. On the way, Rudy befriends a mysterious girl who smells of peanuts, and Spider finally gets a door of his own after making a very tough decision.
Unfortunately, none of this is any help at all to Howard and Vince.
