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Ace & Vis' diariesWednesday 21 MarchToday we asked you all to send in pictures of your computer screen backgrounds. We had so many but the winner was Lyndsay from Glasgow who sent in this picture of her son Tyree. Why didn't we have light sabers when we were kids!!! Tyree's a true Jedi Master in the making! Feel the Force Tyree! Thursday 21 DecemberDont get it twisted I aint wearing this Xmas hat cos I got the Xmas spirit. It happens to be the warmest most comfortable hat I've ever worn!! Go invest in one u wont be disapointed. Tuesday 19 DecemberSaw Deja Vu this morning. Its quite a big film still!! brand new denzel washington movie. Go check that out! Big up to the love intrest Paula Patton she is crissssss. Also wanna say big up and much love to Danielle for winning Americas Next Top Model. The secrets out that was one of my favourite shows. Big up to Tyra Banks. Thursday 14 DecemberAfter yesterdays 1xtra/Radio one Xmas party Certain memebers of staff are finding in hard to look me in the eye due to their embarassing behaviour. So let me me take this time out to say to everyone that was there "ITS ALL GOOD!! It was one day of the year where it was cool to look like an arse. I wont release the video footage til next year" Much love and merry xmas. Tuesday 5th DecemberBeing that its soap week on 1xtra I've decided to actually try washing with soap. I'll let u know how it goes. Friday 01 DecemberThe Silver Street crew (the radio soap opera on the BBC Asian Network) passed thru today. Jules from Eastenders is in it and they were safe. They've given us a masterclass in how to do a soap opera for next week. Listen back to it - they were really funny and gave us a big insight into how to do it. We're gonna be launching our very own one called 'Xtraville' next week. Check it out....5.45. Peace! Monday 27 NovemberBig shout out to the Swansea crew. Me and Vis were there this weekend. Had a good time. Much love to everyone that came through. Chilled out on sunday and found a new reality TV show called "So you think you can dance" Hosted by that lady that used to do CD:UK. It was joke! it was an hour of talentless) Americans that cant dance getting cussed by the UK judge (wonder where they got that from). Just waiting for someone to come on and buss da "willie bounce" or the "duttywine". Monday 20 NovemberJag shemash! Thursday 16 NovemberApparently I got "man flu" which basically is a slight cold with a big chunk of self pity. Yesterday I stayed home and cured myself by watching daytime TV,not bathing, eating cereal, browsing myspace, sleeping, eating more ceral and watching more TV. I still aint 100% better but I'm getting there. Monday 9 NovemberWanna send a big apology to everyone that was down at a "Silks and spice" EC london on Saturdat night. You missed out on the Ace n Vis raving expierence due to the Meat head of a head bouncer who wanted to tell me I couldnt come in the club because I had on jeans and trainers. Yes i was DJing and no my trainers wernt beat up (they were actually box fresh). Apparently to play at that club u have to wear a 3 piece suit. Does this durrrkhead know how hard it is to carry 4 record boxes in tight shoes or Timbo. Also how am I suppose to do my legendary "in the DJ booth" skank in slacks?? Anyway wont be takin any bookings there again but its all good. Thursday 1st NovemberStartin a campaign to take down Ant n Dec. Whos with me?? Are u sick of them winning everything?? Are u sick of them always being on telly?? Are sick of being reminded how much loot these guys have?? Well join me in my crusade to rid television of these geordie dimwits. FIGHT THE POWER!! Monday 23 OctoberMet this girl on the weekend at a house party. I cant stand this chick. She made me vex. what a.........anyway. Been trying to work out the best way of showin her I didnt like her but not be harsh enough to cause conflict. couldnt find one so hopefully shes reading this and now she knows. Thursday 19 OctoberAm I the person that sees a problem with the fact that the only 2 Black families living in Albert Square at the moment have to be related!! Its Jarring me. Why cant they have seperate story lines? I will be writing to "Points of veiw" and hopefully this will be fixed soon. Wednesday 11 OctoberFact. Women say on average 10,000 words a day. Men only say on average 4000. so give us a break. Tuesday 10 OctoberBeen inspired by the new MTV show "Yo mama" where contestants diss their Opponents and their opponents mothers. in hope of winning $1000. so heres one before I jet: Your mums so ugly her shadow gave up. Friday 6 OctoberShout out to everyone that was at Surrey Uni on wednesday and Newcastle for the J5 gig on thursday. Hope yall enjoyed it as much as us!! Wednesday 4th OctDashing and daring, courageous and caring Monda 2nd Oct"Can you tell me how to get, Friday 29th SeptemberWhat albums are good for you? I'm trying to find out what hot new music you're into. Let us know. Tuesday 26 SeptemberLoads of stuff goin on man!! Lookin forward to the hiphop weekend on 1xtra this weekend. Check out and enter the hiphop video karaoke . Wednesday 20th SeptemberSo u may or may not know we got Robbo Ranx with one of the funniest on air pranks ever!! The most clever well devised troubled yet. If you missed it be sure to check it out.The only problem is now I'm slightly nervous cos payback is a b****! Robbo says everything is cool but I know hes planning something!..... I know it!....... I can feel it!....... they're all out to get me........ Even vis!... shut up!.....what?... No I'm not being paranoid!..... Who said that??!..... Get off me!...... oi!...... leave me alone....... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! Wednesday 13 SeptemberCongratualations to Britney on the birth of her 2nd kid. Congrats to Diddy on the news of his forthcoming twins. Congratulations to Posh n Becks for havin another kid. Now were just waiting for Jay to come off tour and Beyonce to finnish promoting her album and we'll probably have a super hiphop RnB baby this time next year. With all this baby talk I'm craving a farleys rusk. Anyway gone. Friday 8 SeptemberWhatever you do this weekend make sure u avoid the super snotty, mutated, germed out, mucas merkin, nasty man made, science lab, differtly has you up flu!! It got me this week its deep!! Avoid it at all cost!! Tuesday 5 SeptemberAs a protest to all record labels and promotional companies that send me merchandise that is waaaay too small I have decided to post pics up up of me lookin ridiculous in their small ass T-shirts. Friday september 1it's friday!!!!!! did some friday pull ups today and talked to some people on the phone line. Big up and props to my girl Carla who came one the line and smashed it with some singing. Remember if she gets signed, 10% of her money is mine!!!! Going home to play my new game Saints row, be sure to check me out tomorrow 12-2pm at my usual time. Thursday 31 AugustTalked about different ways to 'break the ice' today. Some of the suggestions were funny, but i think that most of them would end up with you getting a slap round the face! dropped a brand new Vybz Kartel and Kano track called 'buss it'. I'm sure i'm the first person to play it on radio but don't quote me on that! I got a my copy of 'Saint's Row' a day early; it's a computer game i've been waiting for, going to jam the life out of it tonight, see you tomorrow! Wednesday 30 Augusttalked about sexy accents today, have to big up brenda who came on the phone line and made me all hot under the collar with her zimbabwean accent. She walked away with a carnival goodie bag. Tuesday 29 AugustYo! Ace & Vis had such a big party at carnival they've taken a whole week off. So I'm gonna be with you for this week on 1Xtra 4-7pm. Friday 25 AugustYo! Bout to take a well deserved week off! lookin forward to a week of Xbox360, daytime telly and not bathing!! woohoo! Catch up with yall a week on monday! Wednesday 23 AugustListen! I was chilling out with my "friend" the other day and she said that women can think about 10 things at one time but men can only think about 7. Since then I've been trying to think about 10 things at once, achieving nothing but a headache. Tuesday 22 AugustLOOK, YOU UGLY BONEHEADED POO FACES! I'M SAYING THIS ONE LAST TIME........I DO NOT HAVE 1XTRA CARNIVAL AFTER PARTY TICKETS!! DONT CALL ME! DONT ASK ME! DONT BRIBE ME! Thursday 17 AugustI'm so happy Big Brother is finished tomorrow (what a load of crap) and the premiership starts again on Saturday, happy days. Wednesday 16 AugustAre u mad?? Dont be silly!! Shut ya mut! Bare Royalty on the show tomorrow. King Booker on the show tomorrow!! Mans excited! Make sure you lock in to hear The wrestling World champion Booker T aka King Booker hook up with Ace (the King of Daytime) and Vis (The Pauper) Tuesday 15 AugustI was ere, Wednesday 9 AugustBeen watching the European Atheltics Champiomship.......Whats the point?? We never win anything?? To make it worse without fail every major championship our main medal hope either gets injured of disqualified. Cant wait til 2012 when we're embarassed on home ground. Tuesday 8 AugustAs a warm up to the 1xtra & Radio 1 Bare all (safe sex) Campaign We'e gone out and bought nuff adult board games to give away. For your chance to get your hands on one of them tune in all this week between 4-7pm Monday 7 AugustSo this weekend I drunk a sea breeze and a mojito. I'm getting very cultured. Love it. Friday 4 AugustJust came back from Croatia. Played at the legendary Hacienda Club (voted Europe's number one club) Outdoor, plasma screens, balconies, palm trees... It was deep. Definitely a place we have to visit again. Gotta shout out to all the ravers and all the friendly people of Croatia! If we dont see you before the end of summer we'll be back next year!! Friday 28 July
Tuesday 25 JulyI'm actually condisering going down to Wembly stadium and Zidaning every workman I see till the building gets finnished. Whats the long ting!!?? Friday 21 JulyWeekend, Thursday 20 JulyI'm still bringin sexy back!! I've been voted the king of Daytime. Much love to all that voted and thanks to Nesha for the Crown and cup. All you other Daytime Dj's salute your king!! Wednesday 19 July"Come here girl Thursday 13th JulyI hate Moths. What are their purpose for living and why are they always in my room?? Bun Wednesday 12 JulyVex. Cant find UK size 13 rollerskates!! P*ssed. Not fair. May end up getting them old school ones you strap to the bottom of your trainer. Tuesday 11 JulyI reckon my neighbour is stealing my socks. I dry them on the washing line and when I come back to get them theres always less than I put out. I watching that teefin b**tard!! Friday 7 JulyMuch love to everyone at Ministry of sound - south london last night for the Lil Jon - Snap yo fingers release party. Big night. Shout out to all the DJ's and the ravers. Chillin out this weekend. Nobody Call me!! Thursday 6 JulyWent an old school Drink up last night. Been a while since I've seen people act up and get drunk off cheap wine. Very entertaining. I left way before the traditional one girl crying in the corridor, one girl throwing up in the garden and two guys cussin eachothers mums but I still had fun anyway. Monday 4th JulyFoxes are taking over my area. I swear theres hundreds of them all shapes and sizes. They run the mannor. They're pushing infront of old ladies at the bus stops, taking kids dinner money, graffiting up the walls, stealing car stereos and playing Knock down Ginger. They must be stopped!!! Tuesday 27 JunePoverty has hit your boy. Last night I ate prawn crakers and a packet of Peanut M&M's for dinner. I'm hungry. Monday 26 JuneCongratulations to the England team on there victory this weekend. Went to Christening on the weekend....errm that's it really. Oh! Happy Birthday to Bushkin. Wicked birthday bash in the weekend in Ipswich. Wednesday 21 JuneAfter the trauma of seeing Owens knee pop out the side of his leg and say "hello!" I found it hard to eat. Finnaly got my apetite back then lost it when watchin that irritaing little blonde chick lose it on big brother. What is wrong with her? why is she always crying? why wont she shut up? Tuesday 20 JuneIs it me or is EVERY petrol station closing down to become a Cheap hand car wash or a Tesco?? Spent over half an hour yesterday trying to find a petrols station. Monday 19 JuneBIG STINKIN WEEKEND!! Hit Camber Sands on friday for the Urban Music Weekender. Shout out to the crew that was down there we had alot of fun. Got back in the early hours Saturday mornin slept most of the day then woke up in time for "deal or no deal". I finally understand it!! after gettin my brain round that I caught the Ghana match.Big up the black starts for a big win. Back in the car up to Camber. Then sunday spent Fathersday with my lil one. Friday 16 JuneCouldnt sleep last night so I went to my 24hr Tescos at 3.30 in the mornin to buy Weetos. Was very entertained by arguing couples, Junkies and very offkey people. Think I may do this weekly. Thurday 15th JuneStill dont understand "deal or no deal"!! Help me??!! Wednesday 14 JuneLast night I had a look at the edited video of "Ace and Invisible present..." - that was our live event last month - it looks good. Thats it for today innit. Tuesday 13 JuneStill slightly shattered about Ghana losing 2-0 to Italy last night. Wanna big up the team anyway and all my Ghanians it aint over til its over!! The BBC is not responsible for the content of external websites |
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