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Ace & Vis' diaries

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Wednesday 21 March

Today we asked you all to send in pictures of your computer screen backgrounds. We had so many but the winner was Lyndsay from Glasgow who sent in this picture of her son Tyree. Why didn't we have light sabers when we were kids!!! Tyree's a true Jedi Master in the making! Feel the Force Tyree!


Vis

Thursday 21 December

Dont get it twisted I aint wearing this Xmas hat cos I got the Xmas spirit. It happens to be the warmest most comfortable hat I've ever worn!! Go invest in one u wont be disapointed.
Santa Ace
Ace

What can I get for a loved one for xmas with £2.49??
Vis

Tuesday 19 December

Saw Deja Vu this morning. Its quite a big film still!! brand new denzel washington movie. Go check that out! Big up to the love intrest Paula Patton she is crissssss. Also wanna say big up and much love to Danielle for winning Americas Next Top Model. The secrets out that was one of my favourite shows. Big up to Tyra Banks.
 Ace

Ho Ho Hoes!
Vis

Thursday 14 December

After yesterdays 1xtra/Radio one Xmas party Certain memebers of staff are finding in hard to look me in the eye due to their embarassing behaviour. So let me me take this time out to say to everyone that was there "ITS ALL GOOD!! It was one day of the year where it was cool to look like an arse. I wont release the video footage til next year" Much love and merry xmas.
Ace

Yeah the Xmas party was joke but......THE FOOD SUCKED!! U cant serve 1xtra dj's finger foods. Dat na mek it! Jerk chick rice n peas for next year pleae!!
Vis

Tuesday 5th December

Being that its soap week on 1xtra I've decided to actually try washing with soap. I'll let u know how it goes.
Ace

Friday 01 December

The Silver Street crew (the radio soap opera on the BBC Asian Network) passed thru today. Jules from Eastenders is in it and they were safe. They've given us a masterclass in how to do a soap opera for next week. Listen back to it - they were really funny and gave us a big insight into how to do it. We're gonna be launching our very own one called 'Xtraville' next week. Check it out....5.45. Peace!
Silver Street with Ace & Vis
Ace & Vis aka Viso aka Visadene Vidane

Monday 27 November

Big shout out to the Swansea crew. Me and Vis were there this weekend. Had a good time. Much love to everyone that came through. Chilled out on sunday and found a new reality TV show called "So you think you can dance" Hosted by that lady that used to do CD:UK. It was joke! it was an hour of talentless) Americans that cant dance getting cussed by the UK judge (wonder where they got that from). Just waiting for someone to come on and buss da "willie bounce" or the "duttywine".

Here is a picture of me looking masterful. 'Master Ace'. This is what I look like in bewteen talking in the studio.
Ace looking masterful
Ace


Make sure you check out our podcast this week. Its available to download on the 1xtra website from today. Check out new unsigned tracks from artists we think u should be lookin out for in 2007.

Here is a picture of me pondering the universe. I often like to do this in the studio while Ace is looking masterful.
Vis pondering the universe
Vis

Monday 20 November

Jag shemash!
Finally went to see Borat on Friday. I'm so glad the Cinema was kinda empty cos rollin around on the floor in the isles of the cinema could have been kinda embarassing if it was full. Dont wanna spoil any of it so I wont tell you my favourite part but I will say if u aint seen dont be waste go see it. I'm even thinking of Kazakhstan for summer holidays next year.


Oh yeah I read Seani B's Diary and he was bragging about the Baby J 4xl T-shirt he got this weekend. Just wanna say come on bruv they sent me mine 2 weeks ago!! Recognize I'm the only reason us big DJ's are getting T-shirts in our size now!! I'm the one that protested by wearing a tight ass T-shirt online (scroll down if u dont believe me). So show your appreciation and fall back!!!

The King of daytime has spoken!

Ace

Thursday 16 November

Apparently I got "man flu" which basically is a slight cold with a big chunk of self pity. Yesterday I stayed home and cured myself by watching daytime TV,not bathing, eating cereal, browsing myspace, sleeping, eating more ceral and watching more TV. I still aint 100% better but I'm getting there. 
 Ace

NOT HAPPY
FELL OFF BIKE
ON CRUTCHES
LEAVE ME ALONE
Vis


Monday 9 November

Wanna send a big apology to everyone that was down at a "Silks and spice" EC london on Saturdat night. You missed out on the Ace n Vis raving expierence due to the Meat head of a head bouncer who wanted to tell me I couldnt come in the club because I had on jeans and trainers. Yes i was DJing and no my trainers wernt beat up (they were actually box fresh). Apparently to play at that club u have to wear a 3 piece suit. Does this durrrkhead know how hard it is to carry 4 record boxes in tight shoes or Timbo. Also how am I suppose to do my legendary "in the DJ booth" skank in slacks?? Anyway wont be takin any bookings there again but its all good.

Ace

Thursday 1st November

Startin a campaign to take down Ant n Dec. Whos with me?? Are u sick of them winning everything?? Are u sick of them always being on telly?? Are sick of being reminded how much loot these guys have?? Well join me in my crusade to rid television of these geordie dimwits. FIGHT THE POWER!!
Ace
Yo gang after constant pressure from all the us hip hop videos on mtv base I had to invest in my own set of grillz



vis` grillz


Monday 23 October

Met this girl on the weekend at a house party. I cant stand this chick. She made me vex. what a.........anyway. Been trying to work out the best way of showin her I didnt like her but not be harsh enough to cause conflict. couldnt find one so hopefully shes reading this and now she knows.

P.S If u are reading this YOUR A BIG POOPOO FACE. DOODOO HEAD. MASH POTATOE NOSE!
Ace

Big shout out to our boy Sway and everyone that was down at his last uk performance of the year down at the mean fiddler in central london on Saturday. We hosted the event and it was definitely a not show if u missed it u missed out. Big shout out to the Boy better know man dem and Mr Hudson too.
Vis

Thursday 19 October

Am I the person that sees a problem with the fact that the only 2 Black families living in Albert Square at the moment have to be related!! Its Jarring me. Why cant they have seperate story lines? I will be writing to "Points of veiw" and hopefully this will be fixed soon.
On the other hand I wanna big up Eastenders for finding work for Geofrey (fresh prince pf bel air) and Porkpie (desmonds) They definitely did their part for Black history month.
Much Luv.
Ace

I feel loose, wasted, on edge, jittery, nervous, off key, not right I'm almost going nuts COS I LOST MY PHONE!! Hows a man suppose to live??!!
Vis

Wednesday 11 October

Fact. Women say on average 10,000 words a day. Men only say on average 4000. so give us a break.
Nuff said.

Vis

Had one of my heros pass thru the studio unannounced today. Cant front was slightly gassed. To check out the pics, click on this
LL Cool in the 1Xtra studio

Ace

Tuesday 10 October

Been inspired by the new MTV show "Yo mama" where contestants diss their Opponents and their opponents mothers. in hope of winning $1000. so heres one before I jet: Your mums so ugly her shadow gave up.

Ace
Ghana Music Award Radio DJ of the year
King of Daytime
&
International Badboy

WHAT!! Has no one got love for Big Ben anymore? The BBC is treating Big Ben like a waste man. When is Big Ben going to feature in the News at ten again?

Vis

Friday 6 October

Shout out to everyone that was at Surrey Uni on wednesday and Newcastle for the J5 gig on thursday. Hope yall enjoyed it as much as us!!
Ace

Mans stayin home tomorrow to watch x-factor and I might cry. AND WHAT! No one can tell me nothing!! Shut ya mouth.
Vis

Wednesday 4th Oct

Dashing and daring, courageous and caring
Faithful and friendly with stories to share
All through the forest they sing out in chorus
Marching along as their song fills the air Gummi Bears
Bouncing here and there and everywhere
High adventure that's beyond compare
They are the Gummi Bears
Magic and mystery are part of their history
Along with the secret of Gummiberry juice
Their legend is growing; they take pride in knowing
They'll fight for what's right in whatever they do Gummi Bears
Bouncing here and there and everywhere
High adventure that's beyond compare
They are the Gummi Bears
Dashing and daring, courageous and caring
Faithful and friendly with stories to share
All through the forest they sing out in chorus
Marching along as their song fills the air
Gummi Bears
When a friend's in danger they'll be there,
Lives and legends that we all can share,
They are the Gummi Bears
They are the Gummi Bears
They are the Gummi Bears

Why??..........BECAUSE I CAN!!

and plus Your the one that spent five minutes reading it!
Ace (king of daytime)

Monda 2nd Oct

"Can you tell me how to get,
How to get to sesame street..."

No??

Okay I'll buy a Sat Nav.
Ace

Friday 29th September

What albums are good for you? I'm trying to find out what hot new music you're into. Let us know.
Vis

What rappers just need to retire? What ones are just milking it now...the ones that just need to go home and sit on their millions, not release albums and wack singles.
Ace

Tuesday 26 September

Loads of stuff goin on man!! Lookin forward to the hiphop weekend on 1xtra this weekend. Check out and enter the hiphop video karaoke .

New radio one show starting on friday night at 9pm. 1Xtra takeover , check it out man....

Also This years Ghana Music awards are approaching and your boy Ace has been nominated for for two. So now I need my people and my peoples people to vote for me. Please use the link below to vote for me in the Categories of "ENTERTAINER OF GHANAIAN ORIGIN" & "RADIO DJ OF THE YEAR" . Ya'll know how hard I've been workin ( especially entertain you on here!!) I deserve at least one of these. Help ur boy out!!

Much appreciated fam 

Vote here

Ace

Wednesday 20th September

So u may or may not know we got Robbo Ranx with one of the funniest on air pranks ever!! The most clever well devised troubled yet. If you missed it be sure to check it out.The only problem is now I'm slightly nervous cos payback is a b****! Robbo says everything is cool but I know hes planning something!..... I know it!....... I can feel it!....... they're all out to get me........ Even vis!... shut up!.....what?... No I'm not being paranoid!..... Who said that??!..... Get off me!...... oi!...... leave me alone....... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

Ace *Gone mad*

Wednesday 13 September

Congratualations to Britney on the birth of her 2nd kid. Congrats to Diddy on the news of his forthcoming twins. Congratulations to Posh n Becks for havin another kid. Now were just waiting for Jay to come off tour and Beyonce to finnish promoting her album and we'll probably have a super hiphop RnB baby this time next year. With all this baby talk I'm craving a farleys rusk. Anyway gone.

P.S Its bad boy bitch.
Ace

Me a bad man.
Vis hoodie
Watch me link Nelly Furtado tonight. You'll see. I'm gonna bring in the evidence tomorrow. Hotel room biznizz. Watch.
Vis

Friday 8 September

Whatever you do this weekend make sure u avoid the super snotty, mutated, germed out, mucas merkin, nasty man made, science lab, differtly has you up flu!! It got me this week its deep!! Avoid it at all cost!!
Ace

We at Kennington park tomorrow Hosting the Vauhxall tribe urban festivall and tomorrow night we in bedford at the venom night club. Enjoy your weekend.
Vis

Tuesday 5 September

As a protest to all record labels and promotional companies that send me merchandise that is waaaay too small I have decided to post pics up up of me lookin ridiculous in their small ass T-shirts.
Ace in tight t-shirt
Ace trying to get out of tight t-shirt
You may think this is funny but I think this is unfair and inconsiderate!!
Ace

This is me writting my diary entry.
Vis writing diary
Thought id post up a picture encase you was wondering how i done it and what it looks like when im doing it. Your welcome.
Vis

Friday september 1

it's friday!!!!!! did some friday pull ups today and talked to some people on the phone line. Big up and props to my girl Carla who came one the line and smashed it with some singing. Remember if she gets signed, 10% of her money is mine!!!! Going home to play my new game Saints row, be sure to check me out tomorrow 12-2pm at my usual time.
Dev

Thursday 31 August

Talked about different ways to 'break the ice' today. Some of the suggestions were funny, but i think that most of them would end up with you getting a slap round the face! dropped a brand new Vybz Kartel and Kano track called 'buss it'. I'm sure i'm the first person to play it on radio but don't quote me on that! I got a my copy of 'Saint's Row' a day early; it's a computer game i've been waiting for, going to jam the life out of it tonight, see you tomorrow!
Dev

Wednesday 30 August

talked about sexy accents today, have to big up brenda who came on the phone line and made me all hot under the collar with her zimbabwean accent. She walked away with a carnival goodie bag.

also played some of my diary i made while i was in leeds, caught up with YT(england story), Baby J(none of them, Let it go), and Fallacyl(big and bashy, jackin' for beats). Hold tight Fallacy who was sippin on the strongest 'carnival juice' ever! starting to come down after my mad weekend in leeds might have to go back this weekend and do it all again!

Catch you tomorrow!
Dev


Tuesday 29 August

Yo! Ace & Vis had such a big party at carnival they've taken a whole week off. So I'm gonna be with you for this week on 1Xtra 4-7pm.

Was feeling very hurt from the leeds carnival on the weekend and from raving the night away at the 1xtra carnival afterparty in London. I did catch some joke at the people who tried to get in without a ticket even though we’ve been saying all over the station that it’s a ticket only event, duh! During the show taoday I talked about which place has the best looking people, (I’m still saying leeds standard!) it was all going well until someone said Rio, that’s not fair I’ve seen snoop’s video for ‘beautiful’!
Dev

Friday 25 August

Yo! Bout to take a well deserved week off! lookin forward to a week of Xbox360, daytime telly and not bathing!! woohoo! Catch up with yall a week on monday!
Ace

Have a sick carnival weekend people! Make sure u play safe! In a bit.
Vis

Wednesday 23 August

Listen! I was chilling out with my "friend" the other day and she said that women can think about 10 things at one time but men can only think about 7. Since then I've been trying to think about 10 things at once, achieving nothing but a headache.
Vis

My Neck hurts, over hurts its killing me and everyone in this building thinks its funny!! U have no idea how jarring it is not to be able to shhake my head to say "no" or not to see whats on the left of me.
Ace with crook neck
AAhhhrrrrr!! This is what I get for calling everone poo faces yesterday!
P.S You're still poo faces.
P.P.S I still dont have carnival tickets.
Ace

Tuesday 22 August

LOOK, YOU UGLY BONEHEADED POO FACES! I'M SAYING THIS ONE LAST TIME........I DO NOT HAVE 1XTRA CARNIVAL AFTER PARTY TICKETS!! DONT CALL ME! DONT ASK ME! DONT BRIBE ME! 
Ace

When you use a public toilet do not touch the door handle! Just wait for someone to enter or leave the toilet and take your chance to leave without having to touch the door at all. May the force against germs be with you. 
Vis

Thursday 17 August

I'm so happy Big Brother is finished tomorrow (what a load of crap) and the premiership starts again on Saturday, happy days.
Vis

Wednesday 16 August

Are u mad?? Dont be silly!! Shut ya mut! Bare Royalty on the show tomorrow. King Booker on the show tomorrow!! Mans excited! Make sure you lock in to hear The wrestling World champion Booker T aka King Booker hook up with Ace (the King of Daytime) and Vis (The Pauper) 

Lets get ready to ruuuumblllee!
Ace

Tuesday 15 August

I was ere,
ere I was,
Was I ere?
Course I was.

Make sure you sign the petition on the message board against smelly people.

Ace

Wednesday 9 August

Been watching the European Atheltics Champiomship.......Whats the point?? We never win anything?? To make it worse without fail every major championship our main medal hope either gets injured of disqualified. Cant wait til 2012 when we're embarassed on home ground.

Ace

"I'm a Alien,
an Illegal Alien,
I'm a Jamaican in New york,
oooo"

Vis

Tuesday 8 August

As a warm up to the 1xtra & Radio 1 Bare all (safe sex) Campaign We'e gone out and bought nuff adult board games to give away. For your chance to get your hands on one of them tune in all this week between 4-7pm


In the Illustrious words of our boy Westwood "Wrap it up before you slap it up!!"

Ace & Vis

Monday 7 August

So this weekend I drunk a sea breeze and a mojito. I'm getting very cultured. Love it.
Vis

To be or not to be....that is the question.
Ace

Friday 4 August

Just came back from Croatia. Played at the legendary Hacienda Club (voted Europe's number one club) Outdoor, plasma screens, balconies, palm trees... It was deep. Definitely a place we have to visit again. Gotta shout out to all the ravers and all the friendly people of Croatia! If we dont see you before the end of summer we'll be back next year!!

The Hacienda, Croatia


Much luv
Ace & Vis.

Friday 28 July

Vis, Chamillionaire and Ace

We had Chamillionaire on yesterday's show. Wanna find out what "Ridin' Dirty" is really all about? Why is the album called "Sound of Revenge"? What u waitin' on ? Nuffin long....
Check out the big interviews page to hear the interview.
Peace

Troublemakers

Tuesday 25 July

I'm actually condisering going down to Wembly stadium and Zidaning every workman I see till the building gets finnished. Whats the long ting!!??

Ace

I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT KELIS`S NEW VIDEO FOR THE TRACK "BOSSY"

STREETZ IZ WATCHIN... VIS

Friday 21 July

Weekend,
2 days off,
Dont bother me,
Dont call me,

Enjoy your weekend. Much love
Ace king of Daytime

If the events of the past couple days are anything to go by Its gonna be a wild weekend. i'll let you know on monday. peace.

Vis

Thursday 20 July

I'm still bringin sexy back!! I've been voted the king of Daytime. Much love to all that voted and thanks to Nesha for the Crown and cup. All you other Daytime Dj's salute your king!!
Ace Gets Crowned King Of Daytime!
King Ace

Vis and Ace do waterfights...in a big way
Yesterday was the hottest day of the year so we tried to cook a egg on the pavement and we marked the first ever National Waterfight day. Go to our web page  and listen to that show again to Ace and innocent pedestrians get wet up and caught in the madness. 
Vis
Sunny-side up? Vis fries eggs on the pavement...

Wednesday 19 July

"Come here girl
Go ahead, be gone with it
Come to the back
Go ahead, be gone with it
VIP
Go ahead, be gone with it
Drinks on me
Go ahead, be gone with it
Let me see what you're working with
Go ahead, be gone with it
Look at those hips
Go ahead, be gone with it
You make me smile
Go ahead, be gone with it
Go ahead child
Go ahead, be gone with it
And get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it
Get your sexy on
Go ahead, be gone with it"

Woops! sorry this tunes been on my mind all week!!
Ace


I had a nice day. I enjoyed the weather. hope you did to, whoever you are. I tried to fry an egg on the pavement outside work and then had a water fight and managed to win despite being against 6 other people! See below
Vis

Thursday 13th July

I hate Moths. What are their purpose for living and why are they always in my room?? Bun
all Moths

Ace

I might start fox hunting....seriuos. They mess with my bins every week and leave me to clean it up. Why the hell are foxes in the flipping city? "Fire fi bun di fox dem" No apologies

Visedine Vidane
AKA Invisible.

Wednesday 12 July

Vex. Cant find UK size 13 rollerskates!! P*ssed. Not fair. May end up getting them old school ones you strap to the bottom of your trainer.

Ace

Im going to see eryka badu on satuday.

Invisible

Tuesday 11 July

I reckon my neighbour is stealing my socks. I dry them on the washing line and when I come back to get them theres always less than I put out. I watching that teefin b**tard!!
Ace

Dont ever think I wont "Zidane" a man, because i will,Yeah? straight up. Dont tell anyone i told you but Ace might be on that celeb love island program soon, I swear. Also I wanna big Scorcher because I've been rinsing his new mix tape "simply the best"
Vis

Friday 7 July

Much love to everyone at Ministry of sound - south london last night for the Lil Jon - Snap yo fingers release party. Big night. Shout out to all the DJ's and the ravers. Chillin out this weekend. Nobody Call me!!
Ace

Yeah ministry was a good look last night. listen back to our show today "hip hop is dead". Roll on the world cup finnal on sunday, cant wait.
Vis Man AKA INVISIBLE

Thursday 6 July

Went an old school Drink up last night. Been a while since I've seen people act up and get drunk off cheap wine. Very entertaining. I left way before the traditional one girl crying in the corridor, one girl throwing up in the garden and two guys cussin eachothers mums but I still had fun anyway.
Ace

Nothing long.
Vis

Monday 4th July

Foxes are taking over my area. I swear theres hundreds of them all shapes and sizes. They run the mannor. They're pushing infront of old ladies at the bus stops, taking kids dinner money, graffiting up the walls, stealing car stereos and playing Knock down Ginger. They must be stopped!!!
Ace

Spent most of last night writing to the local council about my increased fox problem.
Vis

Tuesday 27 June

Poverty has hit your boy. Last night I ate prawn crakers and a packet of Peanut M&M's for dinner. I'm hungry.
Ace

Wat!! you think dats bad ace? iv been bruk for time now, belly hungry.....seen! had to beg my friend to do my hair for free last night, because people wer dissing me after seeing my head piece. We need to check rampage for some money.
Invisible Bad Man

Monday 26 June

Congratulations to the England team on there victory this weekend. Went to Christening on the weekend....errm that's it really. Oh! Happy Birthday to Bushkin. Wicked birthday bash in the weekend in Ipswich.
Vis

Errrrrm same stuff as Vis really - ate cereal on Saturday morning, it was Weetos again. Think I have a Weetos obsession. Slept on Staurday afternoon, then went to a drink up, but by the time I arrived there was no drink! Poo! Went to a Christening on Sunday, and now I'm annoyed that teher no sun. hope that ain't the end of summer. Peace.
Ace

Wednesday 21 June

After the trauma of seeing Owens knee pop out the side of his leg and say "hello!" I found it hard to eat. Finnaly got my apetite back then lost it when watchin that irritaing little blonde chick lose it on big brother. What is wrong with her? why is she always crying? why wont she shut up?
Ace

I feel brain dead!!!!!!!! hope Ghana lose tomorrow.Really happy aboout Jay - Z performing in the uk in september, 1xtra backing all the gigs. big up all my Invisinites... Alian Style yeah.
Vis

Tuesday 20 June

Is it me or is EVERY petrol station closing down to become a Cheap hand car wash or a Tesco?? Spent over half an hour yesterday trying to find a petrols station.
Ace

Forgot to pay my congestion charge yesterday. so spent most of today taking it out on everyone. Then I realised you now have two days to pay it so can i take this opportunity to apologise to everyone I was rude to.
Vis

Monday 19 June

BIG STINKIN WEEKEND!! Hit Camber Sands on friday for the Urban Music Weekender. Shout out to the crew that was down there we had alot of fun. Got back in the early hours Saturday mornin slept most of the day then woke up in time for "deal or no deal". I finally understand it!! after gettin my brain round that I caught the Ghana match.Big up the black starts for a big win. Back in the car up to Camber. Then sunday spent Fathersday with my lil one.
Ace

Errrm.......Yeah what Ace said.
Vis

Friday 16 June

Couldnt sleep last night so I went to my 24hr Tescos at 3.30 in the mornin to buy Weetos. Was very entertained by arguing couples, Junkies and very offkey people. Think I may do this weekly.
Ace

Right now the dentist is killing me, they gave me three injections yesterday morning. My mouth feels messed up.
Vis

Thurday 15th June

Still dont understand "deal or no deal"!! Help me??!!
Ace

I'm really too vex to write in a diary today. England didn't not deserve to win against Trinidad & Tobago - you can't pull a man's locks!
Vis

Wednesday 14 June

Last night I had a look at the edited video of "Ace and Invisible present..." - that was our live event last month - it looks good. Thats it for today innit.
Vis

Am I the only person that doesnt understand or get the programme "Deal or No Deal" with Noel Edmonds?? I've never watched it the whole way through but I JUST DONT GET IT!! I always catch the last 10 mins of it and I'm baffled?? Am I dumb or is this the hardest TV gameshow to follow??
ACE

Tuesday 13 June

Still slightly shattered about Ghana losing 2-0 to Italy last night. Wanna big up the team anyway and all my Ghanians it aint over til its over!!
Came out in a T-shirt today and traditional UK summer kicked in. Had to do half the show soakin wet. It was a nice 3 day summer we had.
ACE

I find myself doing alot of sight seeing when the weather is like this!!! if you get me.
when i realised Ghana lost to italy last night i had to ring up Ace, Sway and lethal bizzle just to rub it in. black stars did quite well though!!!!!!! Braaaaap
Vis


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