What did one ghost say to another?Do you believe in people? ************************************** Where do ghosts go shopping?Boooooooooo-tiques ************************************** What goes 'Ha Ha Ha', thud?A zombie laughing its head off ************************************** What do you get if you cross a snowman with Dracula?Frostbite ************************************** What did the girl tombstone say to her boyfriend?Stop taking me for granite! ************************************** Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?He wanted to go "tick or tweeting"! ************************************** What does a witch want in a hotel?Broom service! ************************************** Why don't mummies like to take a break?They're afraid to unwind ************************************** How can you tell that a vampire has a cold?Because of his coffin! ************************************** Why are mummies so vain?They're always wrapped up with themselves ************************************** What do you get if you cross a black cat with a lemon?A sour-puss ************************************** Why do ghosts make bad liars?Cos you can see right through them! ************************************** What do ghosts wear on their face?Spooktacles ************************************** How do witches tell the time?With their witch watches ************************************** What do skeletons say before eating?Bone Appetit! | 
