Characters

"I find it's very difficult to give a shit when I'm cold"

Colin and Ray share an office and in between work swap tips on their different jobs.

Ray writes the plots for pornographic movies. He starts with a piece of paper with "they have sex" written on it fourteen times, and then fills in the gaps.

Colin works as a hostage negotiator. He prefers the warmth and safety of the office to shivering on a rooftop.

Colin and Ray are introduced in episode two of series two.